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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

hail hydra

justjasper:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

maybe some of these are fake but a) who cares and b) i used to legitimately have conversations with my sister when she was asleep. she had the top bunk and pretty often she’d sit up and start talking, and it would feel like a real conversation until i clocked that she wasn’t really answering me (though her responses did seem to be prompted by me responding to her)

1. I’m told I used to sing in my sleep, almost exclusively about rabbits XD

2. I feel asleep soothing my sick sister, hours later she woke me shaking me. “What?’ What’s wrong?” I asked. “The Arrows!” she said normally but the very loudly added “DONT ARGUE, I’M GOING TO NEED THOSE BACK!”

3. Once  my sister woke in the middle of the night and walked in the living room. I asked why she was up and she said “I have work to do” she said going to the door. I jumped up grabbing her and she became very cross “Your always like this! I need my space!” and the returned to the bed. 

(Source: best-of-memes)

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